Shipping and Return Policies

Due to the personal nature of our products we cannot accept any returns or issue any refunds.



When checking out you will see the payment gateway use the name Early to Bed. All payments are processed through our parent company so do not be alarmed.

All items are shipped discreetly from our parent store Early to Bed with a return address of ETB/FTME. Look at the bottom of this page to see what our shipping label looks like. 


We ship to via USPS Priority Mail. Shipping fees are below. Please note that any purchase over $200 will require a signature so please us your legal name as the shipping address.

PLEASE NOTE: We ship as soon as possible, usually within 1-3 business days, but your order can take up to 9 business days to arrive, so please plan accordingly. From time to time we do run out of something before our website is able to reflect that. If that is the case we will let you know via email that an item is backordered and give you the chance to change your order if you wish.

If you need your order in a hurry you can select Express Mail Shipping for an extra fee when checking out. Express packages arrive within two business days after the order is shipped and a signature is required for all Express Deliveries. Orders places after 12noon CST are shipped out the next business day. A business day is a non-holiday weekday. 

PLEASE NOTE! If we ship your order to the address you provide us and is sent back because your address is incomplete, your name is not associated with that address or any other reason that is not an error on our part, we will not re-ship the package unless you pay for shipping again. We also will not refund shipping costs on returned items that are shipped to the address provided to us by the customer. 

Shipping prices (USPS Priority mail within the US) 

$0-$98.99 = $7.95
$99 and up = FREE


We can ship internationally but please note the following:

An additional fee is added to the normal shipping cost and items are shipped via The United States Postal Service.

You can expect your order to arrive in 1-3 weeks, although it may take as long as four weeks to arrive because customs has the right to detain packages for as long as they want, Please note that the tracking system is often not updated regularly. For all orders leaving the US, we cannot consider the package lost or missing until it has been 45 days since the shipment was sent.

We know our International Shipping fees are high, it is just dang expensive to ship from the US. If you are in Europe or Great Britain, you might want to check out this Dutch site as it may make sense for you to order from a place closer to home:

For all International orders, please read this carefully:

We will be as discreet as possible on customs labels indicating the contents as “clothing item” or “silicone molding”, but we are required to indicate the contents inside. It is the responsibility of the customer to make sure that items being shipped are legal in your area. Your phone number will also show up on the outside of your package as that information is required by our postal service in order to ship any packages outside of the US.

We cannot be held responsible for anything that is confiscated by customs. We also are not responsible for any taxes, tariffs or duties that are levied. We are unable to process refunds for items seized by customs. Orders can take up to four weeks to arrive.

We will not process any international orders that do not have the same billing and shipping addresses.We do not ship incomplete international orders, so if part of your order is out of stock, we’ll notify you and hold the order until it is complete.

All international orders are placed at the recipient’s risk.

Shipping prices outside of the US via USPS Priority Mail (non-Canadian)

  • Up to $50 = $34.95

  • $50.01 – $100.00 = $36.95

  • $100.01 – $150.00 = $42.95

  • $150.01 – $200.00 = $48.95

  • $200.01 and up = $52.95

Shipping prices to Canada via USPS Priority Mail

  • Up to $50 = $24.95

  • $50.01 – $100.00 = $26.95

  • $100.01 – $150.00 = $28.95

  • $150.01 – $200.00 = $30.95

  • $200.01 and up = $32.95